Homework

I've haven't started on any homework yet. And i'm not worried. Ok maybe just abit.

I'm getting braces today.
Well hope it dosen't hurt.

Today when i ate fries, my back teeth hurt abit.

And i thought of this a few min ago. While chatting:



2 guys walk on the street after purchasing an mp3 each.
They wanted to give their wives an early christmas surprise.

Along the way home, they planned what to say to their wives.
One guy got an ipod nano, the other, an ipod video.

When they both got home,

Nano guy: I got you something honey.
Wife: What dear?

Nano guy: Its much smaller than compared to you.
Wife: Oh (slightly pissed)

Nano guy: Its slimmer too.



Video guy: Honey, I'm home.
Wife: Where have you been dear?

Video guy: Urm...
Wife: Are you hiding somthing from me?

Video guy: Urm...
Wife: TELL ME QUICKLY WHAT IT IS.

Video guy: It has a larger capacity than anything else.



And this is something which i think makes an excellent quote of the day. Dino told me over the phone and he said Pastor Kong said it before.

Quote/Phrase of the day: "Sin exists with 'I' in the middle."