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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Past Tense

"It has been decided that it is politically unacceptable to discuss the error of grammar in public.
Apparently this concern has been raised due to the rather crude and emphatic discussion of grammar by 2 boys.

As quoted from the source at that point of time:

'Your mother die is bad english.

No lah! Its correct!

NO! Your mother die wrong lah. Should be YOUR MOTHER DIED(insert loud voice here).'

*3 blank stares from 3 other junior boys in front as they turn around in awe of the commotion.*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA *Plenty of abs stretching during this point of time*

HAHA'

And as seen, further discussions of the acquisition of the mastery of the english language should be confined within public areas.

This is Mel, Signing Off."

DISCLAIMER: Any offense made to any characters dead or alive are coincidental and no means of slander, provocation, abuse or harm is meant.

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