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Friday, July 20, 2007

Some random jokes YZ and me invented while chatting.


Q: Why can't you drive a white car to school?
A: 'Cos you bai car.

Q: Why is buying a BMW like buying a two-seater?
A: Boh Meng Weah

Q: Why did the Jap call his car?
A: "Ni-SAN!"

Q: Which car makes the loudest sound?
A: Horn-DA

Q: Which car did the bookie buy?
A: Mercedes BenZ

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