School was boring/fun/fast.
Today was most slack periods. Mr khoo says we're fast in D&T. =)
No maths or science today, WOOOHOOO.
During _'s lesson, he was talking and saw me with my hand under my table and i was like checking my messages then he like ask me what's under the desk, so i faster move my right hand and slip into my pants the opening temporary and put both my hands on the table. Then he don't believe me and came over and started trashing about under the desk. Couldn't find a thing. Then he later just say, " Always keep both your hands on the table." Some crap just to cover himself. Dam funny everyone was laughing after he got jacked. Even deng who was sitting beside me don't know how i did it. LOL.
Best Jack-the-teacher of the year muwahahhas.
Chinese teacher's seriously unbearable. Bitchy Shit.
After school went to eat with zheng, skye, dino and deng. I took off those like hook chains from dino's bag and like then we make him monkey cos its like _ gave him those chains. Bwahs feel so evil. Then later what we did even more evil.
Later cos me and dino bought chicken rice, then got the soup. He haben drink his soup, skye add chilli, and then zheng like add mayo?!?! And the mayo look like tofu lah. Then later zheng go add SALAD SAUCE, and carrots inside. And skye wanted to make the carrots float. lol. The soup looked bad enough. Then zheng went and ADDED LETTUCE. Then add black sauce, then put the sauce plate on top of the soup and it floated. LOL. Then later 'cos skye got 1 part of the hook chain thingy then like flicker it above the soup. Then deng go smack his hand and ( LUCKILY) the chain hit the table and drop to floor. Then later skye hold above again. Then i go smack.
BULLEYES.
Then splatter the whole place with soup. The chain thingy was in the soup. LOL. Sad case dino. Then he say he dun wan le. And when some of the soup splashed, some of it got into zheng's eyes like wth how it got there?
Dam sad lah he. Dam rich too lah dino, liddat nia then say dun want le. Then later 'cos we wanted to go cool cup area to cut hair, then zheng and deng pangseh halfway. So skye, dino and me go EC house and cut hair.
Now my hair's dam short.
Song of the Day: 听妈妈的活 by 周杰伦
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